hayden can be one of the most gay people you can ever meet no joke
A pussy who scared.Girls like him but he dont want to fuck because his dick is small.A privalaged white boy that is spoiled
Hayden is a bitch
the hottest, most sexiest, pimp out there.
“Is that Hayden? I heard they pull the most bitches.”
Commonly used as a transgender females name but can be suited to fit A man without the female genetalia. Hayden's often have the biggest helmet you will ever see! they also generally struggle through an identity crisis of weather they are jewish or not. Generally, Haydens have the smallest penis you will ever see, Hayden can't even see it it is so small.
Attractive female: Hayden can I see you cock
Hayden: *pulls it out
Disgusted female: where is it
Hayden is the type of person to have a huge head, never knows when to stop talking, commonly referred to as an Alien or a Martian. Hayden’s are usually known for their “Strange” way of thinking, as they don’t exactly use most of the 10% of their brain, but rather 5%. If you have a friend named Hayden, good luck...
Guy 1: “Aye, why is that dudes head so freakishly large?”
Guy 2: “Don’t you know? That’s Hayden the Alien”
A girl who makes her friends laugh and loves being around her friends
Oh that’s Hayden, I love her, she’s so kind
i miss you and i hate you and i hate that i miss you. you ruined my life. i never wanna know you again but some broken part of me is still so attached to loving you.
my friends: are you okay?
me: i miss hayden
me friends: i’m sorry, it’ll be okay. yk you deserve better anyways.