When you're skateboarding and you fall off your board and crush your nuts. Defined by Brandon Lamberty
"Dude, did you see that guy jacket hanger? "
a super cool ghost that wears a jacket
"No way, its Jacket Ghost!"
When you're fingering/fisting a girl and use all your fingers, and optionally using the thumb.
Bro I made her cum instantly with the full metal jacket move.
One who preaches the importance of wearing jackets during cold weather.
John: Dude you should really wear a jacket right now its freezing.
Mike: Whatever man, stop being such a jacketeer.
This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.
"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"
Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"
A rancid layer of fat and body hair, providing warmth to men in cold climates. Also a bitch of a curse for any man wearing one above 55°F.
Chris Farley's Man Jacket mad him sweat like a steamed pig on SNL.
ForeverLove Jacket- Meaning when the one you love dies and you have their flesh made into a comfy leather jacket. That way they can wrap their arms around you forever.
When I die you can wrap me around you with a ForeverLove Jacket. That way I will always be with you to keep you warm.