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The goop found on a baby after birth
or the residue found on the fingers after fingering a women that is near or on her period
After I made that bitch moan, I had a quarter oz. of baby-jam resting on my fingers, I then force fed her the jelly and asked for fellatio.
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This is taken from the slang term for Pyjamas - JimJams - but is re-applied using the word Gym instead.
Gym-Jams are items of clothing that you initially purchase as expensive shit for looking good at the gym, but end up using as pyjamas. Usually the items start out being used at the gym, then as they start to fade and become a bit crappy looking, slowly become relegated into schlepping-around-the-house gear, then into fully-fledged jammies.
Girl - I forgot my bag in the car - can you go out and get it for me? I'm not dressed properly.
Guy - why don't you go? No one will notice cuz you're wearing your Gym-Jams.
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To take a dump that is capable of stopping up the toilet with at least one flush. This may be due to inflexibility, sheer size, or some other factor intrinsic to the feces. No outside factor may contribute (toilet paper, sock, wire hangar, etc.)
Joe Lambert log jammed the toilet and left for work, so Frank Magana was forced to plunge it out.
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a kick ass frizbee game invloving two cans, sort of like horseshoes.
I played kan jam with my best friends last week.
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Gods gift to music. The greatest band in the world. If you dont like them I'm coming to your house to kill you and your family.
Pearl Jame is so awesome and sexy.
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An impossibly high standard of genuineness and humility required to gain acceptance or impress.
Used most frequently when describing bands in the Post-Nirvana-Pre-Korn musical era.
1. It's nice that Steve recycles, but he's no Pearl Jam.
2. That guy makes faces like Eddie Vedder, but Stone Temple Pilots are no Pearl Jam.
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stone gossard, jeff ament(bass), eddie vedder(vocals), mike mckreedy and matt cameron. the comboniation of the century. cannot be beat.
rear view mirror, betterman , jeremy. all awsome songs
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