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A disfigured vagina requiring corrective surgery from the result of riding ones bicycle for a extended period of time.
"I've ridden my bike for 20hrs this week, my vagina is a flat mash after that"
a White Man trapped in a Black Mans body
...yeah, that Johnson is a proper pie mash, always shouting a cheeky nandos
The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like
Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now
Masturbating with a flaccid penis
One might find themselves mashing off when they’re bored of watching porn.
When you fart while he is pounding you out, which causes a draft through your anus to flop his dick out.
Oh baby that dick is cold let me warm it up with a steamy mash
When you fart while he is pounding you out, which causes a draft through your anus to flop his dick out.
Oh baby that dick is cold let me warm it up with a steamy mash