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Autumn Dog Mine

Stealthily covered up piece(s) of dog residue camouflaged by a plethora of fallen leaves which catches the victim totally off guard. Footwear gets destroyed, emotions take a downward spiral, nostrils get melted and you have no idea when the suffering will end or what action you’ll need to take to get through this. Not even the philosophical and infectious chorus of a Daniel Bedingfield classic can offer encouragement.

“Oh for f*ck’s sake Andy, how did you manage to step in that calamitous autumn dog mine? it’s bigger than your shoe and I would have said it’s a human one until I saw the flakes of dog corn embedded in the tread of your left Gazelle sole”

by Jacobs Ladette December 23, 2024


Mines of moria

When you are whipping your arse and your finger pokes through the toilet paper, "delving deeper than is good"

"Oh man frank, I just went through the mines of moria"

"Really? That happened to me last week."

by Gimley knows April 6, 2016


mining the harbor

A low tech method to catch someone hacking your computer by surfing web sites or typing information that will get a reaction.

I just figured out *name* was hacking my home computer since they just tripped the mining the harbor

by bek1966 May 22, 2019


Your dad is mine

lol dilf

blah blah Your dad is mine (dilf)

by claireisadilf June 17, 2021


dine fine line mine nine pine sine vine wine

very good.

"Getting some dine fine line mine nine pine sine vine wine grains for my family."

by Sxanu Random Dude October 4, 2023


Data Mining

The belief that any sufficiently large amount of data contains the information you want with probability aprroaching 1.

- I really wanted this study to proof that my saliva cures cancer, but it doesn't work.
+Have you tried data mining?

by Haniseeker December 11, 2016


carpet mine

bottles and cups of unfinished beverages left on the carpet

i got off the couch and set off two cups and a longneck carpet mine drenching the region in beer and shiraz

by kidlinger June 25, 2010