when you take a brunettes hair put your cock in it splooge and twist her hair to make it look like a moose tail this is what we call a moose whip.
you know that girl Sandy? I gave her a moose whip last night.
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A very large women who smells like shit.
Matts mom always smells like shit!
Thats because shes a sewer moose!
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You are familiar with a camel toe or an extreme camel toe, is a moose knuckle.
A moose goose is when you have a fart bubble that that creeps forward and gooses the moose.
moose goose camel toe moose knuckle
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A derogatory term used to describe a female you suspect of having a gigantic vaginal area. One that may be measured in acreage rather than square inches. This vaganal area is most likely covered in a 1960's type hairdo and is usually not kept up all that well.
Michelle Obama is a Moose Twat.
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Can be used in two ways:
1)To refer to an obese woman's camel toe.
2)To refer to a man who is splitting his package in two with the seam of his overly tight pants.
"Wow, check out the moose knuckle on that guy!!!"
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verb: to press one's hairy ass cheeks in someone else's face in a derisive, nonsexual fashion. The kiss is regularly dry, though if a fart is expelled during the kiss it is termed 'breezy;' worse still is the 'wet' moose kiss, where more than gas is expelled
Did you see the MTV movie awards last night? Sasha Baron Cohen, in his Bruno character, TOTALLY moose kissed that douche Eminem! Do you think it was a dry, breezy or wet one?!
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NOOOO! It has nothing to do with women! It's the male version of a camel toe, a large unsightly bulge in a man's pants be they spandex, blue jeans or business!
Did you see the moose knuckle on that guy shopping for $2 country CDs at Goody's?
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