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A Pack and a Half is a TINY male erectile organ of copulation.
Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).
This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.
A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.
The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
(Group of girlfriends enjoying a glass of wine)
LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"
Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.
to pack items for a trip, then you discover you still need them and have to dig them back out.
He pre-packed his clothes three days too soon and had nothing to wear.
Making large amount money selling large amounts of tree. If you cropped out large in croptober you need ta hustle packs.
Yo I'm trying ta get paid, so I'm going ta hustle packs this November.
You have no drugs to sell because your broke
Your nigga came in with his pack on mute
An Alpha Pack is something that you get in with a group of furries to make fun of that one special slay slay person.
Person 1 : Hey! Do you want to join the alpha pack?
Person 2 : Sure is Jaiden in there?
Person 1 : Of course that’s the reason we have the tubblier pack.
A derogatory South African slang term for white South Africans planning to emigrate to Australia
Willem: Hey Watkin, did you hear Johannes is going to Australia?
Watkin: Packing for Perth huh?!
Where some one packs their meat into a cooch
Damn nigga lemme pack a cooch you