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When the woman your about to have intercourse with stuffs sour patch kids up her vagina and pops them out one by one making the male eat them
I'll never eat sour patch kids again after this chick gave me a sour patch party
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A novice or novices in a public laser tag arena, representing easy targets for more experienced players.
Ranger eliminated the cabbage patch during the first few minutes of the game, leaving the way clear for the real contest with Phason and Quicklash.
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A term that is used around Glastonbury, Connecticut, there is even a facebook group for it. It is a growing group, currently at 675 members. Everyone at Glastonbury has heard or used this term before. Sour Patch Kids has become everyone's favorite candy. As you can see, Savage Patch Kids is a lifestyle. SPK for life!
"Savage Patch Kids are so savage!"
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When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.
That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.
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when u trick ur girl into a hand job and before u came u piont up tword her face and u get her in the eye ...then kick her in the shin as shes jumping around she covers her eye and that my friend is a pirate eye patch
Dude i gave kathleen a pirate eye patch.
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When you kill a girl, take out here eye-ball, poop in her eye socket, and then fuck her eye socket.
"Dude I just accidentally killed this chick, what should I do?"
"Let's Jefferson Eye-Patch her and then bury her."
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The area on a girl's lower back that is exposed between the top of her hip- hugger pants and the bottom of a skimpy T-shirt, often exposing a tattoo above the crack.
Check out the peekaboo patch on THAT one!
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