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chocolate sock puppet

the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.

next show starts in 20 minutes!!!

Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.

by lykaboss August 2, 2011

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Bread and Puppet

A sociological experiment in theater and social activism fueled in part by total debauchery .

Developed in the 60's and continuing to date in the blink of a Vermont town of Glover, where logs and maple syrup are produced . Used to take over with thousands of live human and puppet heads parading from the centre of Glover town up down to the theater stopping significant traffic of the local working class loggers, farmers, barn builders, etc. This thriving but yet somewhat polarized financial economy is enhanced by sky rocketing sales in booze, food, camping gear, and diapers and perhaps the black market as well. That was then and still tourists as well as interns come to this day. However, the theater delivers a view of the political spectrum as it is to date, as well as kiln made bread with home-grown rye and farm fresh vegetables raised behind the theater barn by local young and old timers and foreigners as well.

A: Hey, what rhymes with Bread and Puppet?
B: Spread and Fuck et

by catrackthisandthat March 20, 2018


Mud Puppet

A career politician, fluent in the arts of shit baggery

The President got how many people killed?? Lawrdy, that mud puppet is at it again

by Vobden September 1, 2021

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Alabama Glove Puppet

Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine

Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?

Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!

by alabama_glove_puppet_master September 7, 2021


puppetized

Its like being hipnotized but like puppets.

Jose is being puppetized to do whatever Adam wants.

by goken114 September 28, 2009


puppet

when ones boss, inserts their entire arm into an employee or innocent womans anus, and proceeds to traverse their entire body and posses their face, mocking them in the most childish way possible.

"im gonna fucking puppet you"

by duchochestadomioputa August 13, 2021


puppet

1. someone with views based of what the Internet says its bad, normally has discord, and has nitro
2. a sex slave (because urban dictionary), a play toy to be more specific

"puppet": lel furries are bad, femboy bad, and i say the n word unironically

by atyzin April 18, 2021