polyamorous relationship

When a women loves two different guys at once. Only she can't decide who she really wants. So she just drags them both on.

Man marry is in a Polyamorous relationship with Tom and Jerry. Man she needs to make up her mind.

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open relationship

When someone in a relationship wants to see other people but also wants a fall back because they are unconfident and are afraid they might get get rejected.

leo is dating jessica but he also thinks angelica is hot so he is also fu**ing angelica. So leo and jessica have an open relationship

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Open Relationship

A relationship for a sex addict and virgin.

Taylor: HI! honey how was your night

Desmond: Great I f*ucked 12 girls

Taylor: Oh :(

Desmond: Were in and Open Relationship Bitch

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Open relationship

Something so stupid, it will end stupidity as we know it

Hey baby, I want an open relationship.

Stupidity disappears

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popcorn relationship

(noun) a relationship which is so full of drama that it comes out in public, it is high-def sitcom quality. When this happens there's nothing to do but grab a bag of popcorn and watch the fireworks.

"At the party last night Mark and Randa started fighting about her flirting with some guy there. It's so ridiculous."

"Yeah, they've got a total popcorn relationship. What you've gotta do is set up seats and enjoy the show."

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relationship pension

n. The benefits one may retain after peacefully breaking up with their boyfriend/girlfriend.

Thew: Am I entitled to a relationship pension?
Carmen: Are you on crack??
Thew: C’mon, why not?
Carmen: You called me a trifling cunt not more than two days ago. Consider me Enron!

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private relationship

another thing about people have a private relationship is because they opposite sex partner may be really ugly and they don't want anyone to find out and get laugh at and humiliated so they keep it secret from everyone and ask their partner not to tell too. and hurt their feelings. i forgot to put it in the other definition but you can edit that last part out and add it to other one too if you will. another reason for a private relationship is they scared too opposite sex partner is too cute and don't want no one to steal them but if they don't claim them, someone else always will.

are you dating Sarah? you having a private relationship? no i'm not dating no one at all. but your mom (insult to change the subject to get them to stop asking before they find out, part of the force to be reckon with.)

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