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No he's just a lonely fuckboi sitting in his parents basement waiting for Christmas eve so he can"give them gifts" but really will just kidnap them then rapes them because of how fucking poor and lonely he is. What a fucking douche bag am I right or am I right? But seriously he's a total piece of 💩that should:💩+🔫=💀 commit fucking homocide.
I don't know is santa real but the urban dictionary will know if he's real and give us an accurate discription of what he's like.
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A white bearded hippie who wears a red suit, boots, a red night cap, carries a bottomless burlap sack & is homies with rudolph & 8 other reindeer, yukon cornelius, a prospector who rescued rudolph & hermy from the abominable snowman named bumble, tamed bumble & had bumble put the star on tree then eventually, he discovered & opened up a peppermint mine. hermy, an elf who obviously wanted to have a career as a dentist so he also had permission from his boss to become one, gave the misfit toys to good homes, flies all over the world yearly & delivers good people what they deserve unless they get out of line!
Santa Claus is a true hippie when it comes to peace on earth!
Santa Claus:Ho, Ho, Ho!!, Merry Christmas, Homies!
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A criminal mind who breaks into your house every Christmas eve eats your cookies drinks your milk and leaves mysteriously wrapped boxes under a tree in your house and shoves your socks full of random stuff
Im gonna sue Santa Claus for breaking a entry.
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A pedophile who looks for children. He comes (cum) when it snows. He gives children dick shape candies. He has four ho(es) including Mrs.Claus. He sees everything a child does.
Santa Claus is a pedophile
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The act of emptying your sack in to the anal cavity of you partner.
Last night I received a visit from 'Brown Santa' (not UPS) and received a delivery at the back door...
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A mix of The Easter Bunny and Santa Claus played by Earl Pickles to impress his grandson, Nelson. The first use of the Santa Bunny was Easter of 2011. To make a Santa Bunny, you get a Santa suit and cover it with an Easter Bunny head. This always makes kids laugh and is the best of both worlds. Even kids who don't like either one alone will love the Santa Bunny.
Opal: Hey Nelson, I think the Santa Bunny is coming! After all, it is Easter/Christmas!
Nelson: Oh boy, I bet Grandpa Earl is playing it. Its so much fun when I see him in that.
Opal: Yeah, the Santa Bunny is cute. I think I see him now.
Earl: (hopping down the hall) Ho ho ho! Merry Easter/Christmas! I got your Easter basket for you. Have been a good boy this year?
Nelson: Yes! I have been a good boy. This is great! Santa and The Easter Bunny - all mixed up. This is the best character I know.
Opal: Yes, but you haven't seen nothing yet. Wait till you see the Chocolate Fairy. Wait till you lose your next tooth. It will be awesome!
Nelson: Nice! But I still prefer the Santa Bunny. He's such a cutie! He hopped on down the chimney tonight. (Sung to the tune of "Santa Baby")
Opal: Don't you love it? This is sweet. The generosity of Santa plus the sweetness of a rabbit. The Santa Bunny is so cool. Santa Bunnies rule!
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a giant beer bellied demonic mormon possessed by evil spirits that unleashes its fury on greedy little children during x-mas and new years day.
son:mom, you better give me everything i want or i wont wear this on!
mom:ill give you an ogre santa, so do not disobey.
*kid shivers in frozen solid fear*
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