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Chosing to lean towards sexual relations more than Church
Woah that sluts been seeing pastor sheets more than church lately
When a man pulls out and the semen gets on the sheets and she licks it up.
You were bored and thought there was a song called yeet worth playing.
I searched yeet sheet music today, nothing came up.
Drunk as fuck. When ur straight up blacked.
Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?
Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.
an, often, half asleep motion in the sheets that resembles a the makings of a snow angel and is made by a person lying faceup in the bed and making sweeping motions with the arms and legs while searching for a phone.
My phone was going off in my bed but I couldn’t remember what side of the bed I put it so I made sheet angels to find it.
Waving your arms & legs on a comfy bed with over 700 thread count sheets & non-allergenic goose down pillows. Indoor fun played by one or more partners.
Similar to snow angels but without the cold.
The bed at the hotel suite was so amazing I didn't want to do anything but stay under the covers and make sheets angels.
It was so cold that we stayed inside and made sheet angels all day long.
A dumb ass Puerto Rican dude named Louis. His only skill is beating things with a hammer
“Dude look at Louis he’s over there eating his boogers”. Man don’t worry about him. He’s a sheet metal worker. You know those guys are are just laborers with hammer training.