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Shirt Tailed

When wiping and you accidentally use the back of your shirt to wipe your ass, leaving a skid mark or a tail. This is usually done when wearing a dress shirt. It is always unintentional

Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.

I need to go home, I just shirt tailed myself in the men's room.

by DL & CP for UD November 27, 2014


T-Shirt

a code name for alcohol. great for use in the car with parents or in school. can also be used to describe flavors
orange shirt=orange flavor
red shirt=cherry
yellow=bannana and so on

i got a new t-shirt. we can take it out for this weekend

by teekay11 December 29, 2007


T-Shirt

Interchangeable. Useless. Disposable. Worthless. Waste.

"Who cares what that guy said. He is a T-shirt at best".

by Bunghole Jones 2 August 08, 2007


Lesbian Shirt

A free give away shirt worn by a late-in-life lesbian usually from a benefit walk for breast cancer, AIDS, or other incurable diseases.

Guy 1: Haha look at those two dikey looking lesbos over there.

Guy 2: Haha what a lesbian shirt: "Walk For Breast Cancer" Pshhh!

by andytheslash January 21, 2010


put you on a shirt

When you kill someone in the hood, their family usually puts your best picture of yourself on a shirt, so they can remember you forever. It might say the words, "RIP Ja'Quavion 1995-2018" or something of similar nature.

"You better stop talkin that shit before I put you on a shirt."

by lil patrick February 22, 2018


stripe shirt theory

The idea, proven by research, that a girls tits look larger when they wear a shirt with horizontal stripes on it.

Matt: Dude her titties are looking huge today.
Logan: Yeah shes wearing a stripe shirt too.
Matt: Its the stripe shirt theory again man!

by latinmaster December 12, 2011


Blue shirt kid

The secret C.E.O. of Youtube, who understands the Youtube Algorithm better than any other person.

Carl : The people in India hate Pewdiepie.
9 year old : Blue shirt kid understands the algorithms so he doesn't.
Carl : Wow he must be a very cool person.

by Froominator March 19, 2019