The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”
*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head
Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca
Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
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The desire to or actually have sex with those who are "hippie" or "granola" even though they may not be your normal sexual tastes. Kombucha is usually involved.
Subarus, rock climbing, all natural or sporadic bathing habits, and a dash of B.O. are typical traits of these "granola" or "hippie" folk.
Usually a one time experimental experience.
I would totally granola stomp that chick.
I had a granola stomp last night.
The act of stomping on the ground in a pair of legit, real Walabees
(run up behind your friend, jump in the air, and on the way down scream WALABEE STOMP.)
One bites the concrete curb. The Australian mafia brings 7 kangaroos to each individually stomp ones head into paste on the curb. Then the kangaroos could consume the mutilated corpse and the Australian performs the sacred ritual involving boomerang penetration.
Ah man my friend Chris just got Australian Curb Stomped.
An exclamation used when angry or about to kill one or more tourist(s). First used by youtuber CrankGameplays in his first Omnibus video
Ethan, driving a bus load of tourists into the shark infested ocean: "GET SHIT STOMPED!!!"
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Smarter
Cowboy Stomp is the bee's knees of the new millennium.
An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.
That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!