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1. A place where you go to buy five things but somehow leave with twenty, none of which you actually needed.
2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.
3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
Examples:
A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."
B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!
Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...
C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*
Person 1: Why it took you so long?
Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
Any Home Depot Store on any given weekend day. You can go there and you will see numerous undocumented individuals ready to be hired to do any chore or task that you need.
Today I went to the rent-a-mexican store to get help with the new kitchen counters.
When a person ejaculates onto another and then dumps glitter onto them
He said he wanted a glitter beard, so I gave him a craft store discount
An incorrect name for a warehouse used by poms who live in the North East.
Stu's 2" valve is at the masterial store.
the place daddy had his final moments.
I'm going to the milk store sweetie!
Any Walmart.
I need to get Some Chick-Fil-A sauce at one of the Walmart stores.
the korner store is where the chads go to get their cum flavored monster energy drinks. korner store is also the name of a very sexy man.
"hey, chad you wanna go to the korner store with me?"