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Toys for all ages 4-99. Mainly children, but adults could play with them if desired.
Do you want to go to the Toad Toy Store jimmy?
Why does she need to grab melons? She already has the whole grocery store in her shirt, she has a grocery store rack.
The act of kiestering a hot dog until it has been sufficiently warmed and then shat into a bun.
Tom, did you get the convenience store special?
Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.
A black person that walks in without a mask because theyre face is the mask and they most likely are there to rob some grape soda or something.
Hey is that black man robbing a corner store?
Refers to the preliminary "look-see" stroll dat you make along a store's shelves prior to requesting assistance in locating a certain item of merchandise; this ensures dat you will not feel foolish --- and/or needlessly interrupt a probably-already-overly-busy store-employee --- by asking for help in finding something dat was actually right out in plain view all along, and so you could likely have spied it yourself if you'd simply been looking more carefully/closely.
I always make sure to do a through store-aisle preamble before calling an associate to help me find something I want to buy; it always a relief to see the employee pause and scratch his/her own head while seeking out my desired item (or have said staffperson regretfully tell me that either the store doesn't carry what I'd wanted or it's out of stock), since this means that I don't have to feel foolish or guilty for having "interrupted someone for nothing".
A place run by the state government where ethyl alcohol is sold.
I’m heading to the ABC Store to get some booze.
A very high store that has very good pizza.
The Echo Store has very good breakfast