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Chloe had a beautiful roommate named Ashley, Ashley had perfect tits, Nice ass and was a Lesbian. Chloe always admired Ashley and Always become horny around her. Just this morning Ashley came to Chloe and softly whispered "I know how you feel about me." Chloe had already started getting wet. Chloe carefully stripped Ashley while Ashley stripped Chloe, They jumped on the couch and Chloe started to play with Ashley's tits, Ashely was quietly moaning as She puts her fingers inside Chloe, Chloe moaned "A-Ah!" They started to scissor and put eachothers pussy against eachother and had a series of loud moans. Chloe said "I'm about to cum!" Ashley then stopped and dug her head in Chloes pussy and started to fondle and suck her insides and Chloe was cumming like crazy, It went all over Ashley's face and the couch. They slept knowing they had the best sex ever.
1- "Dude! what are you doing in Urban Dictionary?"
2-"Jerking off to some random sex story."
1-"So lonely God damn"
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A phrase meaning that what the sayer says is true, and there are no intervening factors that could change that.
If you took my shit I am gonna kill you, end of story.
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the "his" in history is a meaning to the white mans story. all it do is talk about white people and their events. only time they talk about other races is if its a negative event about them. like black people were slaves. japan bombs pearl harbor.
white teacher: lets learn about history.
black student: yeah.. his story.
white teacher: his story?
black student: meaning white man story.
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sorry
no sex story
cuz im a virgin
im not gonna let my virgin fly high
so no sex story you loner
im not doing a wattpad fanfiction here
how a dick literally got inside of someones pussy or asshole and then hit its prostate and they cum and bye
sex story
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Sex story
Lily was waiting for her bf to come from work and was feeling horny as heck. As soon as her bf came in she sat on his lap and started rubbing her ass against his thighs. ""Aaah"" they both moaned. Her bf now slid his hands under Lily crop top and started to massage her boobs. This was lilys favourite part. She loves when he does that. Slowly he removed her top and started teasing her by playing with her boobs. He liked her boobs so much. He then slowly removed her mini skirt and was so happy to see that she wasn't wearing an underwear. He put his face on her boobs and laid her on the bed. ""Aaah" lily moaned. Next he took some lotion (he knew Lily likes it when he massages her body) and started to massage it on Lily thigh. "Do the boob babe" said Lily. Slowly he started massaging her boobs and stomach while Lily removed his pants.
Rest of it.....
Sex horny story
Sex story
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A Todd Story is a short story which can casually be told within 120 seconds. Todd Stories generall lack any form of relevant content and are usually told in the form of a joke with no punch line. Todd Stories are usually told by the biggest Todd in the social group at the time of the gathering.
"YA DUDE SO I WENT TO HIS SISTER'S HOUSE BECAUSE I HAD TO GO THE BATHROOM AND THEN I LEFT! SHE HAD A DOG."
"Brah that was a total Todd Story."
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A story that 13 year olds without partners look up on urban dictionary
Sex story: what people look up to make them cum. Just go watch porn
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