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thepenismightierthanthesword
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When a transgender female masturbates.
"Man this conversation is making me so horny that I might have to polish the sapphic sword.
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When two male friends are having sex with a dead decomposing dog and/or cat. Starts out by both friends inserting their dicks into opposite but symmetrical sides of the animal. While both men are inside of the animal you begin to angrily fuck or "sword fight" inside the animal, not being able to see who's winning or how close the dicks are to each other. Therefore it's like sword fighting in the dark, or a stevie wonder sword fight.
"Hey man, my dog just got ran over by a car... Wanna come over so we can do some Stevie Wonder sword fighting?"
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A group of 18-20 people that are selected as juniors (30 initially, 10 or 12 cut) in the end of the school year and are subjugated to beatings, whippings, and stabbings by the instructors or each other as "training". They think they're the shit because they can hold up a sword for 15 minutes and stomp on the ground really hard with their left leg. This usually ends up inflating the cadets' ego and thinking they are superior to every other officer who did not complete JSD or got cut. Usually referred to underwater basket weaving.
Person 1: You see that queer over there with the sword drill tee with the faggy navy colors?
Person 2: Yeah, he's definately in Junior Sword Drill
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the act of two males taking their erect penises and smacking them against each others penis is a completely non-homosexual way.
chris and zac had a horrible jewish sword fight
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....but only if the pen very sharp, and the sword very small..
ok then...?
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A phrase that literally means you could cut someone in half with a pen.
Meh.
I slayed the dragon with my pen that was mightier than the sword.
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