Tank legs

Half man half tank , has a mullet and is a secret genius also known as tanko. If you see this great being you probably are driving down the monash and he's probably traveling at high velocity g force that mattreses will blind you with great impact. These secret geniuses are very rare and are easily mistaken for team leaders . He could also be mistaken for a sonic boom with the amount of subs he has mounted on his tank legs .

Civilian:"Why are there wheels where your legs should be ?"
Tanko :"there not wheels there tank legs"

Curd Tank

(noun)
A person jam-packed with jizz. see: Cum Dumpster

I was going to go down on Amy...but word on the street is she's nothing but a curd tank.

Potato Tank

Potato Tank is The best cult ever. Join us or die.
#potatotank potatotank

Person 1: Potato tank sucks
Person 2: no u

mr. tank

To be called a Mr. tank is the greatest compliment one can possibly receive From anyone. It surpasses the word "cool", transcending all of the standard adjectives like, "bad ass", "awesome" and "wicked".

That guy is a God – no... even better, he is a Mr. tank!

Tank topping

When you go out without the deadweight of friends who can’t keep up (similarly going out in the summer in just a tank top without a jacket to weigh you down).

Marley, we’re tank topping tonight, don’t invite anyone.

American tank

a bb gun on wheels wrapped in wet paper towls

that american tank cant do shit

plenty in the tank

When it’s been more than 1 month you haven’t had sex, you make it up with a gal and she asks you to go to hers, you should use this expression

“So, is it going to be playing at home or away?”
“I doesn’t really matter, I’ve got plenty in the tank”