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red irritated toes; usually on an adult female that has just taken off her high heal shoes.
I looked down at her feet and I saw devil toes.
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To have short stubby fingers resembling toes.
Having a short stubby penis resembling a toe.
He is so toe fingered that he can't just push one button on the elivator.
You're a toe fingered fuck!
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What you call it when a guy's pants are so tight that you can see the bulge of his package. Like camel toe, but for dudes.
Jerome: Oliver, how do you like my tight new workout pants?
Oliver: Shit, get away from me, bitch. You got bro toe!
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Like the greatest evil villian of all time. As seen in an episode 35 of "The Angry Beavers."
Toe Bot totally kicked Muscular Beaver's ass.
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when someone has an abnormally large toe
dude did you just see ur mums spud toe
A painful feeling when three of your toes (usually three) lock up and cause you to run around and scream like a complete idiot.
BF: Ahhhhh!!!
GF: OMG...what the hell is wrong?!
BF: F***, a toe cramp!
GF: Puss...
A pronounced, permanent gap between the big and index toes. Generally caused by wearing flip-flops 24/7. Usually seen in Asians and Beach Bums.
Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"
Other Dude: "I can't reach it."
Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."
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Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"
Girl: "Huh?"