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Whenever a man has to urinate while having an erected penis (usually morning glory), he must perform the Leaning Tower of Pissa in order to urinate into the toilet.
George couldn't take a leak while having a hard-on, so he decided to do the Leaning Tower of Pissa.
Something that has got to be the most phallic thing you ever saw.
“That thing is so phallic it might as well count as pornographic. Total Ypsilanti Water Tower.”
TDS: Hey can i copy your homework?
Tower Battles: yes but make it different
(TDS is actually a school project or somthing idk)
Ayo OwOWhatdis1928 want to play Tower Defense Simulator!?~/1!/1?1/1!/!/1/1?1/1/1!/1?1/1/1/1/1/1?!?!?!?!
A tower defense game that lonely men play to interact with lego women.
She caught his step bro playing Arena Tower Defense
Tower delay simulator, A rename of Tower defense simulator, Because of many delays, People memed about this name
It is a game named Tower defense simulator.
Someone: Hey I like tower delay simulator, I just wish it wasn't delayed
Another person: Yeah. I wish it wasn't delayed too, Lets go play it in the mean time shall we?
Someone: Okay.
When a man's dick does not go straight out when fully erect, but rather leans one direction or is curved or bent in an odd way.
Jessica was going to have sex with Mike but his leaning tower of penis proved to be too strange for Jessica.
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1/ not to be confused with "twain towers", a research institute dedicated to the study of the life and times of Huckleberry Finn
2/ Also not to be confused with the string superstore located in new hampshire see Twine Towers
3/ Not to be confused with the second Lord of the Rings movie see overhyped shit
4/ Formerly the worlds tallest building, now renowned as being the most expensive hole in the ground ever created.
5/ an example of how NOT to land an aircraft (unless you hate americans) see rest of the world
"aim for the one on the left mohammed, don't worry if you miss, there are two of them"
"excuse me sir, do you have a copy of Microsoft flight simulator with the Twin towers in, dont worry about the landing, i just need to know how to take off."
"excuse me maam, do you know the way to Twine towers? I need a new shoelace. for my shoe-bomb"
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