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So James and Brian just left to go fishing with Jack Twist.
The act of spitting in the air while performing a dutch oven. The dutch oven recipient can either breathe in all the glory or poke their head out and catch a loogie in the eye.
My girlfriend had a bad taste in her mouth and a goober in her eye after being on the business end of a dutch oven with a twist.
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you put a baseball bat into a girls ass and make her make a revvvving noise as you pull it in and out in a twisting motion
wow, you gave that slut a twisted tank engine
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Giving someone a hand time, teasing or bothering them or tricking them into believing something.
I didn't really buy a new Ferrari, I was just twisting your nipples.
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A male engaging in anal sex with another man. The "tube" is derived from the large amount of lube necessary to enter the anal cavity. Twisting a tube means literally twisting a tube of lube so that you get every last bit of lubrication out of it, those last few drops.
Yeah, I saw Jim leave with that guy.. whatever though, they're probably heading back to his apartment to twist a tube up.
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An unfortunate or ironic series of events. Especially or pertaining to homosexual behavior and displays.
Jack was the victim of a Jack Twist of fate one super day when he was to march his taunt glutes in the local gay pride parade, but instead received a mexican snake bite en route from an anti-abortion lobbyist. This is a true Jack Twist of fate.
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A saying ofen used when somebody is jumping to conclutions or placing the blame on some body els
"dont get it twisted i aint been no were near your shop nickin no cider mate" or " why you sayin that iv been smoking wen i aint mother ur a derrked dont get it twisted"
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