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Inviting 7 of your friends to insert all your dicks in a stripper
"Hey Sweet Tits Wanna make a Super Ultra Mega Octopus With me,John,Mark,Sam,Tim,Dan,Jack and Larry?"
An amazing tiktoker who is very handsome and amazing and what he does!
"Hey Ultra Ruins posted!"
"Wow he's my favorite!!"
The same thing as the last one except I have 1500 characters to explain it.
Iam "Ok... Where was I?... Oh! Two types of Intersexual Friendship Max/Ultra. Here we go. So you have 'Type A' right? Which is when the Female treats the Male as a type of proxy Female, see? And in this type of relationship the Female will do things with the male (or attempt to do things) that they would usually do with OTHER FEMALES, right? For example, they'll talk about their sexual relationships in great detail (Like mentioning the fact that the guy that they are cheating on their boyfriend with has a big dick while they look a developmentally disabled man-child in dead in the eyes OR request to use make-up on a Male). I don't think they realize what they are doing when they are doing it but THAT'S IT! They're treating the 'male platonic friend' as though they are a Female. They don't realize that this the type of thing they would only talk about with another FEMALE. They would never say anything like that to a Male they are trying to sleep with! Right!? So that's 'Type A'. Male is treated as a proxy female. 'Type B' (on the other hand) is where a Female is adopted as a proxy Male into group of males. But this can only exist within a group of males that are LARGELY SINGLE! Because once the Males of the group start to date, their partners don't want them hanging around other Females. Right!? So, Yeah..."
Hym "And then there is like 'Type C' which would be like the Mulder and Scully relationship from X-Files but that shit isn't real."
A transformation attained by Son Goku. Most noticable feature is dodging everything that tries to hit you.
Its usage is mostly in commodations with dodging
Asshole: hey Dude i am going to punch you
*Dude dodges punch flawlessly*
*Dude instantly roundhouse kicks Asshole the exact moment he notices Dude dodged his punch*
Asshole: did you just use Ultra Instinct I ain´t messing with that
*Asshole runs away with a broken jaw*
Being able to dodge literally whatever the fuck someone throws at you without even breaking a sweat.
Someone dodges a combo of punches in a game or in real life
P1: Is that dude on Ultra Instinct?
P2: We're fucked.
P1: Anally.
A transformation only acheived by gods and the mortal Son Goku in Toriyamas Dragon Ball Super
Whis: Its just my assuption but
Beerus: Its Ultra Instinct
*Every other god is shocked*
A transformation in Dragon Ball Super inspired by a real life phenomenon when a Gamer is one shot in a bossfight that the person has spent alot of time on, this real life transformation will utalize the reserve of Gfuel in your system by concentrating it in the persons brain reducing the gamers reactiontime by as much as 100% and increasing your brains foresight ability by as much as an astounding 20,000,000,000% although something that has probably happened to alot of people it is increadibly hard to activate because of the situations extremely percise requirements.
"I went totally Ultra instinct on Micheal yesterday when we were playing Fifa, take that Micheal you dumb b*tch.