Awkward Uncle

A hand job performed by a girl who has man hands.

Dude, what'd you do with that girl last night.

Well, I didn't hit it, but she gave me an awkward uncle.

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uncle face

1. a girl with a face that resembles your uncle or any uncle
2. a girl you mistake for your uncle
3. worse than a butterface

1. check out that bitch, she's got an uncle face
2. what an uncle face!

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Uncle Ted

Another name for Ted Nugent.

I listened to the song "Stranglehold" by ol' Uncle Ted.

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Scary Uncle

A rather unique method of masturbation for males, whereas the male sits on his dominant hand until the blood flow decreases to the point that the hand has "fallen asleep", then using it to masturbate. Said to give much truer feeling of having another person pleasure oneself, instead of the older method of simply turning one's hand around to masturbate, which doesn't really work anyway. Or, so I've heard.

"Dude, don't touch that guys hand. He's all the time t'rowin' the Scary Uncle on his'self."

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Uncle Daddy

1. A creepy older gentleman who is somehow connected to one's financial well-being.
2. Chris Bell.
3. Someone who is both your father and uncle.

Hey Carl, are you closing the bar tonight for your Uncle Daddy?

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uncle fucker

One who participates in sexual acts with his/her uncle.

You dirty uncle fucker!

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Uncle Jesse

The act of receiving a blowjob from a female who is pooping at the same time.

Matt and Kelly were in the bathroom for 20 minutes, I heard he got an Uncle Jesse!

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