She Ain't You

"She doesn't compare to you." This is something a guy would say to his girl in the case of his girl being jealous of another girl, he says this to reassure her that no other girl compares to her.

Girl: Who was that girl you were talking to, huh?

Guy: Baby she ain't you, you have nothing to worry about.

Is she ur brother

We use "Is she ur brother" when we are doing 3 things at once. After you've done that, you are becoming a quote and a question scientists can't answer.

A: Can I ask you a question?
B: Yes.
A: Is she ur brother?
B: Maybe.

Damn she fine

A phrase to express one's admiration when seeing an attractive girl.

Friend 1: Look at that hot girl over there!
Friend 2: Damn she fine!

is she... you know...

a phrase people use when they’re insinuating a girl might be gay or bisexual due to a trait that is typically perceived as being gay. mostly a joke but also can be used seriously

Sarah: I heard Jen cut her own bangs and then dyed her hair purple on Saturday...
Lily: Is she... you know...
(they look 😳 at each other. end of scene.)

She wants the D

Lit., "She wants the dick", a way of saying that a female wants your penis in her hand or in one of her orifices. The amount that a female "wants the D" can in fact be calculated with this simple formula:

x = total hours paying attention to your words
y = her seemingly pointless interest in you, counted in weeks
z = number of times she has stated, in anger at your conceit and arrogance, that she definitely does NOT want the dick (and never will).

Note that z can be a negative number, if she has stated that she wants the dick.

a = How much she (the subject of interest) wants the dick

For z = 0, a = x + ( y / x )

For z > 0, a = ( 0 - z )

For z < 0, a = x + y ( - z )

Lopez's law:
For z < 0, a cannot exceed 2x because she cannot possibly want the dick that much.

Baker's law:
For z > 0, a cannot exceed 1, because if she has said she does not want the dick, she may want you to work for it, and will want the dick more at a future time, although not currently.

"She was laughing at all your jokes. She wants the d."

She's got standards

A phrase used by guys to put-down their friends after the friends have been rejected. Can be used jokingly or defensively.

Guy 1: What's her problem?

Guy 2: She's got standards

Guy 3: Don't mess with my sister man, she's got standards.

she's just a friend

something the stupid pretty model boy says when talking about his "friend" marinette. like c'mon broski, stop being blind for two minutes and see that you love her

adrien: she's just a friend

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