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A cuddly animal most commonly found in the pantry; this animal loves cookies and other sweets.
1. Quick, hide the cookies before the logi bear gets them!
2. -Hey hunny.. do you know what happened to the muffins that were in the pantry?
-Why no dear, i guess the logi bear ate them.
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a sexual position in which a man and women are standing up and the female is slighty bending over. The male has to have both arms fully wrapped around the females waist as tight as possible with his chest pressed onto her back. Once the penis is inserted into the anus or vagina and you are in this position, then you proceed to hump the female as viciously as possible, using your arms to hold the female tight and not letting her escape. Similar like to bear cubbs fornicating.
Dude, that chick said she's freaking sore because I cubby beared her last night.
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Jumping into the ocean in the morning. Not only crazy, but freezing.
Polar bearing: the pins and needles feeling that you get when you're sitting on your leg is the feeling you get all over when you jump into the water that early.
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Single handedly the greatest techno song / real life event to ever occur. Created by DJ Technosauce, Bear Attack has found it's way into the homes of many... and left none alive.
Matt: Dude, look at those torn jeans, it's like he just got bear attacked!
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Dan: Miss Reilly, the bears, they're everywhere!
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When a man cums into his partner's mouth (male or female) and said partner has to chew the load for several seconds (due to high seminal viscosity) before swallowing.
Jack gave Janet the cummy bear last night. It almost ripped out her fillings.
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Jer bear is someone who loves to take care of others. He is a good provider and great father" to kids that he does not have to one to. He is the strength to which his mookie relies on. He is smart but not boastful about it. He never makes you feel worse when you know you have already done wrong. He is everything I ever prayed for in a man. He is a true gentleman.
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A drunken bear with anger issues.
That Neddy Bear has just kicked the toilet door in.
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