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Referring to any mammal that is past the breastfeeding phase of their lifespan. To be "Milky" would imply that one is currently suckling the milk.
Tom: "I got post milky when I was 2"
Jared: "Oh yeah? I was milky with your mom last night"
Tom: "Fuck you, Jared"
When you post nothing but a flashy unrealistic lifestyle on your social media profiles giving people the false impression that your life is perfect and full of glamour
You still follow that girl Carley on insta??
Hell no foo.. she be doing nothing but envy posting. I unfollowed her ages ago
A person who comments on pictures/statuses that they are entirely unrelated to and unwelcome in.
Steven: Haha. Do you remember that time we went camping?
Erica: Yeah. That was way fun!
Caitlin: Haha. You look like you guys were punched in the face before this picture was taken. Lol!
Stephen: Man, Caitlin is such a god damn post pirate.
Post Function. The event that immediately follows a party or event. Includes only a sub-set of original attendees. Typically this is the primary source of embarrassing tales of debauchery and over-consumption of alcohol; however, it not to be missed. See afterparty. Derived from pre funk.
Mike: Holla, holla y'all. Post Funk at the Ironhead!
Matt: Word, yo! That place is off the hook!
(The two, and accompanying friends proceed to the aforementioned watering hole)
Something that is above the level of decency, exceeding expectations
"She's post-decent fam"
The subgenre of music depicting the intense feelings and anger after a strong simp episode. Includes phonk music
Gym Rat: “Bro, he’s been hitting PR’s every day at the gym this week… what happened?”
Gym Socrates: “He’s been listening to post simpcore and dryscooping away the pain bro”
Post scorers are an Indication that you should run as fast as possible. God forbid if they’re elite 3. Post scorers are known to be the cancer of this world.
Post scorers are an Indication that you should run as fast as possible. God forbid if they’re elite 3. Post scorers are known to be the cancer of this world.
*Bob* “Hey, Let’s play over here?”
*Steve* “That’s a post scorer, let’s change park.”