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post-scene

someone who says the outgrew their scene phase but actually hasn't. they usually say they hate scene kids, and they might call themselves "emo" without knowing the origins of the genre.

"I'm so emo."
"You mean you're post-scene."
"No, I'm emo. Scene kids are gross."
"Emo is a genre of music that was pioneered in the 80s."
"What?"

by frnakierOH September 15, 2016


shit posts

shit posts are a compilation of random videos that sometimes come across goofy or funny

I just love shit posts

by Isaac tandoh August 5, 2022


Post simpcore

The subgenre of music depicting the intense feelings and anger after a strong simp episode. Includes phonk music

Gym Rat: “Bro, he’s been hitting PR’s every day at the gym this week… what happened?”

Gym Socrates: “He’s been listening to post simpcore and dryscooping away the pain bro”

by notShaq February 14, 2023


Inceptshit posting

The act of shitposting while taking a shit.

"Hey man, I'll be back in about 15 minutes. I gotta drop a loan and do some inceptshit posting from the toilet."

by Mi General December 4, 2015


Hosstin Post

True meaning of a Hoss.

Look at that defense!

That ain't just any defense! That's a Hostin Post defense!

by Jyahhh12 November 28, 2011


trigger-posting

To send random bits of nonsense, often accompanied by annoying memes, into a chat group

"B"
"Brad, quit trigger-posting."

by dogezes April 21, 2021


Parched Post

A thirsty, attention-seeking post on social media made intentionally vague to alarm people or just get people to feel bad for them.

Betty checked-in to her doctor's office on FB, vaguely stating, "One of two appointments today." Prompting concerned people to comment "What's going on?" Or "Hope everything is ok." Betty either did not reply or wrote, "PM me." Come on Betty, that was a Parched Post.

Brittany posted on social media last night, "So done with fake people." But she's too chicken to actually name these fake people. Parched Post!

Louise lamented on FB that is was her birthday and no one remembered. Poor Louise. Louise is looking for empty happy birthdays from old classmates and co-workers she hasn't seen in years. What a Parched Post.

by Sweetiegirl77 December 1, 2018