someone who says the outgrew their scene phase but actually hasn't. they usually say they hate scene kids, and they might call themselves "emo" without knowing the origins of the genre.
"I'm so emo."
"You mean you're post-scene."
"No, I'm emo. Scene kids are gross."
"Emo is a genre of music that was pioneered in the 80s."
"What?"
shit posts are a compilation of random videos that sometimes come across goofy or funny
The subgenre of music depicting the intense feelings and anger after a strong simp episode. Includes phonk music
Gym Rat: “Bro, he’s been hitting PR’s every day at the gym this week… what happened?”
Gym Socrates: “He’s been listening to post simpcore and dryscooping away the pain bro”
The act of shitposting while taking a shit.
"Hey man, I'll be back in about 15 minutes. I gotta drop a loan and do some inceptshit posting from the toilet."
Look at that defense!
That ain't just any defense! That's a Hostin Post defense!
To send random bits of nonsense, often accompanied by annoying memes, into a chat group
"B"
"Brad, quit trigger-posting."
A thirsty, attention-seeking post on social media made intentionally vague to alarm people or just get people to feel bad for them.
Betty checked-in to her doctor's office on FB, vaguely stating, "One of two appointments today." Prompting concerned people to comment "What's going on?" Or "Hope everything is ok." Betty either did not reply or wrote, "PM me." Come on Betty, that was a Parched Post.
Brittany posted on social media last night, "So done with fake people." But she's too chicken to actually name these fake people. Parched Post!
Louise lamented on FB that is was her birthday and no one remembered. Poor Louise. Louise is looking for empty happy birthdays from old classmates and co-workers she hasn't seen in years. What a Parched Post.