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May 1st is internationally recognized as “Watch Twilight with your significant other day” So cuddle up with your spouse boyfriend or girlfriend and turn on the twilight movie saga
Boy:Hey Babe it’s May 1st you know what that means
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!
A man who is irrelevant. Someone who keeps responding when he is not called for. Usually has hair that is disrespected, but is very popular.
Oh look! It's the other Eric.
Hey Eric! Why are you answering other Eric?
I'm other people to you. Have you helped me?
Idiot "Helping other people is great! That's why I do it in a vague and amorphous way that doesn't actually constitute helping anyone. See, if I help people in this way, they give me credit for changing their lives and I don't have to have to actually do anything. Which is why self-help is so lucrative. Then, I get to tell myself I'm helping people and I get money for it."
Hym "But, by your own logic, if I didn't write the Joker and, therefore, shouldn't be paid for doing it... Then you don't actually help anyone and shouldn't be paid. What's more, I ACTUALLY WROTE the words the Joaquin Phoenix said in the movie whereas you're just saying that you helped people or taking them at their word... Soooo...."
May be you and I can hit each other under the chin
it says your brother is a girl and wants to be a bitch
kyle: ur mom gay lol
harry: nigga your brother an other
a sonic boom wave pulsates from Harrys throat as it blows kyle into the depths of hell and beyond kyle begs for his life the devil dosent listen
Where you keep all of your porn-related bookmarks on your computer.
I want to bookmark porn. Better put it in other bookmarks.