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1/ Someone who rumages around a refuse site selecting uneaten food, silver things, and old tyres for re-use around their caravan.
2/ A council worker ensuring the smooth running of the local refuse site.
1/ Look that tip-monkey has just run off with the tin-foil tray from last nights chinese.
2/ What do you mean I need a permit to dump asbestos here? You're just a jumped up tip monkey.
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The very tip of the penis. Usually very slender at the tip. Almost comes to a point. You may be inclined to write with it.
Ernie, please stop poking me with your penie tip. It is making me bleed.
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A game involving sober people (normally in a group for safety) finding completely inebriated people and pushing them over. Similar to cow tipping.
DRUNK TIPPING
Joe Sober: Ok, watch my ass while I knock this dumbass over.
Billy Backwatch: All right, but get there before he knocks himself over.
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a man or boy who is circumcised.
he pulled his pants down and i saw his pink tip.
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When a physician tries to insert a q-tip into "just the tip" of a male patient's penis for std testing since the patient somehow gets so many of his dates to have sex with him despite their initial refusal.
In doctor's office
Doctor: "I will now insert this q-tip about an inch into your penis."
Man: "Like hell you won't!"
Doctor: "Aw come'on, it's "just the tip."
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Titty tip: The act of flashing your boobs to a waiter/waitress instead of tipping them. More likely to happen in a bar, or club.
Boy 1: Shit, I only have enough money for the drinks!
Girl 1: its okay, I'll just titty tip him....
the brown, gold, or yellow hue that appears on the end crusty, used socks
i don't wanna take my shoes off, she'd be able to see my gold tips