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Casual Douchebag

1. Someone who is acting like a douchebag and doesn't even know it.

2. Someone who is jealous of someone else hence talks down to them about the object of the jealously.

3. Someone who is a douchebag so often it doesn't surprise people at all when they are being a jerk.

1. Tibby, "That guy is going to pull out in front of me! He doesn't even know he cut me off!!! What a Casual Douchebag.

2. Group, "Wow, GOW3 graphics on the PS3 are insane! look at the HD!"

Breck, "I don't think GOW3 looks that good! I'm not impressed."

Group, "Breck just because you don't have a PS3 doesn't mean you can talk down to the quality of one! Stop being a casual douchebag and be positive for once!

by Drykan April 5, 2010

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


douchebag jeans

denim pants usually blue with extra details mainly embroidery on back pockets. often accompanied by ed hardy shirts and other dbag apparel

ope theres another retard in douchebag jeans

by pux420 October 24, 2015

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


chrono douchebag

1.a name used to describe somone beeing a total asshole

2. a term used to describe a male douchebag

Bob: hey there fucktard

Johny: go fuck yourself , chrono douchebag

Cindy:i have both

Susan: You are a chrono douchebag

by mike F. dude March 4, 2010

20πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


douchebag mode

1. The state of being where the shafting of close friends becomes common practice as well as an exponential increase in selfishness / state of jew.

2. A person who goes into hiding and responds with douche bag comments when an urgent situation arises that requires a swift reaction.

3. Micheal and the ma

Mike totally ignored me and went into douchebag mode yesterday when I asked him about Joanne.

We helped him with all that stuff regarding school and work, just to be shafted by him with a triple headed metal dildo. He totally went into douchebag mode.

by Nanster May 9, 2008

30πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


The Douchebag Effect

When a group of two or more males, each with a slight tendency to be an individual douche, are gathered together in a space, the likelihood of each individual to feed off of each other and act extremely douchey is greatly increased, thus enacting the douchebag effect. The douchebag effect can occur in any situation, however it is most likely to occur when there is a group of attractive females around, or when there are zero females around and the testosterone levels are too high. The range of individual douchebaggyness can range from very small to extremely large, however individual douche levels are usually set aside because the douchebag effect overpowers individuality. The only way to not be sucked into the douchebag effect is to in face have zero percent douchebag in one’s system to begin with.

"Kyle, Steve, and Mikey are all fine to hang around with one on one, but when they get together in a group the douchebag effect occurs and it's unbearable to be around them."

by jmaddzzz March 27, 2012

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


douchebag stubble

The stubble commonly sported by douchebags. It is the guy that can grow a full beard, but only shaves once or twice a week because he's to cool to care. Seen on Tom Cruise and Adam Levine.

WARNING! Not all people sporting douchebag stubble are douchebags. Tom Cruise, yes; Adam Levine, no.

You: Did you see Tom Cruise in that new movie?

Me: Hell no, I'm not seeing that crap. He's got douchebag stubble in it.
You: Yeah, he needs to either find a razor or just grow a full beard!
Me: What a douchebag.

by butterflyhitman May 22, 2009

28πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


flying douchebag

A douchebag that can fly.

That is a flying douchebag.

by Flappy February 7, 2005

71πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž