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The soulful, largely electronic music almost exclusively performed by British men in suits. Examples include Robert Palmer, ABC, Breathe, Johnny Hates Jazz, Rick Astley, and Living In A Box.
"I was in a bad mood until somebody at the bar put a bunch of suit rock on the jukebox."
A genre of rock music that is about or describes any and all acts of murder, homicide or killing. Which includes music about serial killers from the first person point of view or people who are murders. In order for a band to be called a murder rock band at least 75 percent of their materiel they perform, write, record and or release has to be about murder or the act of murdering in the lyrical content. It has a dark, edgy, creepy, overall disturbing feel when one listens to it.
the Wayne Gacy Trio out of Portland Oregon is a murder rock band.
Music that is heard in a supermarket or has a distinctive style like the music heard in a supermarket.
Girl: OMG I LOVE BREAKING BENJAMIN!!
Guy: Dude, it all sounds like the same damn supermarket rock to me.
Noun: Bomb ass song by the B-52’s.
Noun: A rock that is also a lobster.
Phrase: Means cool (i.e. radical, or metal.)
Phrase: Widely hated by Derick Abbey.
Noun:
Jared: “Have you heard ‘Rock Lobster’ by the B-52’s?”
Ryder: “Ya man, that songs my jam.”
Phrase:
Random guy 1: *Does a radical trick on his heelies.*
Random guy 2: “Hey man that’s totally rock lobster.”
Derick: *Shoots random guy 2 in the face.*
Where you are compulsed by the total arse-kicking-ness of a song (mainly rock and metal) to go ballistic. This can include air guitaring, jumping around, showing the horns and generally making a tit out of yourself. But it's ok, cause you're ROCKING OUT!
* Riff Raff by AC/DC hits *
"ROCK OUT!!!!!"
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A style of music conceived after Beethoven, Bach, and Mozart had passionate, time traveling, inanimate sex with classic Rock albums from Bands ranging from ACDC to Lynyrd Skynyrd. The resulting child has guitar riffs that make Hellen Keller listen again, songs that speak volumes without saying a word, and (If you listen with your eyes closed) the music will give a high so high that you can throw piss bombs on Stealth Bombers as you experience an eargasm so profound that your mind will be blow, reformed, then blown again. In other words: Post-Rock is the musical equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick to the unprotected groin.
Post-Rock
Man 1: Hey kid listen to this. *Extends earphones playing blissful utterances of Angels (AKA Post Rock)
Boy 2: Okay bro *Places blissful musical blissfulness into his virgin ears*
*Boy magically transforms into Man and learns answers to life's age old question's: The egg came before the chicken because it takes a rooster to make the egg an embryo. The price off eggs in China is $0.00- You get eggs given to you by the Honorable Chairman, not bought you ignorant capitalists. Solo did shoot first.*
The two men then look into each others eyes. Nod agreeably then part ways. Brothers in Rock. Enlightened and bonded forever.
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the kind of music that is played in the elevators of the places of employment for the 1% ers.
Me in Elevator : Say, what's that sound ? A really bad cover of something by Journey, REO Speedwagon, or Styx maybe ?Friend Next To Me : Could be all of the above. It's elevator muzak, man. Y'know - corporate rock.
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