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to stay up all night doing work. often homework.
i burned midnight oil last night but slept in coz i was too tired
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when your having drunk sex with a chick and that snatch is so dry you use her or your own vomit as lube
"man lisa was as dry as a sandbox last night I had to do a wisconsin oil change on her and then i went to town"
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When your girlfriend has diarrhea you get her upside down and procide to have anal sex, when you are both about to climax you take your cock out of her ass and she begins to squirt the diarrhea over herself while you are cumming on her and you, then you begin to lick the diarrhea and cum off of each other.
Dave: I heard Paul gave Stacy and alaskan oil rush.
Richard: Yeah I saw them both coming out of there room, they looked pretty messy.
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This is a psychological condition that results from playing too many video games.
It consists of an instinctive desire to shoot at any barrel or container that might have liquid in it, in the expectation that it will cause a magnificent explosion.
Dude, sounds like you've got Oil Barrel Syndrome
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When someone oversimplifies a task in order to get your buy-in. This is something done typically by sales people in order to clinch a sale, or by software management in order to convince developers to assign small estimates to large and complicated tasks
That mgmt slide show was a total snake-oil simplification! When you think about it for a few minutes its clear that providing the functionality described will be a lot more complicated than just plugging component A into server B. Who agreed to the effort estimates on this anyway!?!? We're screwed man, we'll never make this date!
When you fuck an anus with a chilli in your jap's eye
I gave this bloke the Mexican oil pipe last night and my penis felt like it was on fire.
When one inserts their finger in their own anus in order to gauge their personal stink level.
Don't touch me bro, you been checking your oil