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I just want a mug for my teacher Tommy, he is bald.
Hey Tommy, here's a mug for yo. Bald Tommy
Slapping a hoe with balls swollen twice their normal size
His swollen balls allowed the pimp to tommy slap the girls blowing his slong
Tommy Talouca is from hallway "C". He's a Two. And he's got to get to the cafeteria before they run out of apples.
"Who's Tommy Talouca?"
" I don't know. All I know is... I SURE DO LOVE THEM APPLES".
" seriously do you have brain damage?"
Tommy football is a white boy located in the city of King City, Ca. He is the starting quarterback which in this case is the whole team because he scores all the points! He is Jewish boy with a dad that is in the club Ku Klux Klam. Of course as the starting qb, he has to have a lover in which this case is Brazil. He loves playing the sport of football because he is a G.O.A.T. He's been offered a full ride the one and only Hartnell State University, Division 1, who's Alabama? Everyone likes him because of his main role in The Boy in the Striped Pijamas, except for the Nazis, they HATE him. He should be black but isn't so it's a big deal because he's actually good.... A white boy good at sports in King City, that's huge.
The team we are playing today is Tommy football.
A nickname for weed originating from Hull, as Tommy Oliver was the name of the original Green Ranger from every 90s lads favourite TV show, Power Rangers. Can also be abbreviated to Tommy.
Guy 1: We picking up some Tommy Oliver tonight?
Guy 2: Yeah mate
Tommi Wet is the juice from tinned tomatoes
When in a breakfast cafe ordering a sandwich and you want for example bacon, egg and tomato but you don't want the lumps of tomato you can ask for "Bacon egg and Tommi wet"
The most hardest nipple you can ever achieve.
Yo, my girl got the hardest nipples so I nicknamed them tommy nipples.