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Skibidi toilet is a popular meme across gen alpha which contains heads in toilets and flashlights up your ass
skibidi toilet is so cringe i would rather shove a flashlight up my ass than watch it
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A “toilet song”, is a song with such poorly written lyrics, it sounds like it was made up whilst sitting on the toilet.
It can be applied to a song with lyrics that are either nonsensical, basic or just gibberish.
#1) Remember that Afroman tune from back in the day?
#2) Oh Shit! Yeah! What was it called again?🤔
#1) Because I got High, because I got High.🤑
Both) Because I got HHHIIIIIIII!
😙😝La La, La, La La La 🤣😂
#2 Yeah, that was such a ‘toilet song’!😂
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A person who is unbelievably quite when using a restroom.
Hey man, have you ever notiched how Zack is total toilet ninja?
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to take a crap. to take a poop.
Wooo-Dallas! Do I EVER need to take a toilet! Them pigskins done eat my colon to pieces!
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When you take so long on the toilet, you use up 10% of your iPhone battery playing games.
That was one hell of a chilli last night bob, I just had a 10% toilet!
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The space between the toilet tank and the toilet bowl -- where, pubic hair, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.
Man: I cleaned the bathroom!
Woman: Yeah but you missed the toilet taint.
Wife: OMG! I have to throw out my toothbrush!
Husband: Why?
Wife: It fell on the toilet taint.
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a toilet that splashes so hard it splashes the unsuspecting user as he or she is bending up from flushing the toilet.
Dorm room toilets are most common for this because it is in the skematics of them to literally be able to flush a brick down if necessary.
Man! that angry toilet just soaked me on the way out.
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