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When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.
Dude i got bit by the saber toothed crotch critter last night after we left the bar.
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N. A woman (or a man) who gives a guy head and grazes the teeth in inexperience. Biting may also be involved.
I didnt know she was a saber-toothed crotch jockey when i unzipped my fly or i would have let you have her.
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Fuzzy little crickets that bite hard leaving bumps and zits in the crotch region of men and women.
These animals are transmitted from dirty women while having intercourse. If a male is bitten it is because they jump off the female, bite the male and then jump back on to the females pubic hair region.
For females to rid of these, they must shave their pubic region completely.
OUCH! I think I was bitten by Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets!
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1) A butt ugly cocktail waitress.
2) When you force your sister to give you head.
1) *sharp whistle* "Hey Buck Tooth Betty.... WHERE the FUCK is my coffee?"
2) "Damn sis... you sho is purty"
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some one giving someone head and getting their dick skin ripped off
dustin peck ripping the skin off someones dick because he is a buck tooth dick skinner
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Chewing gum used in the place of chewing gum.
I fell asleep outside Asda last night, so no chance to brush my teeth. Good job i had a pack of Glasgow tooth brushes.
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The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.
I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.
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