touch grass

A Twitter user's last option for when they are losing an argument alongside other phrases such as:

-"You are arguing with a minor"
-"Racist", "Bigot", etc...
-"ratio + L + you fell off"

"touch grass"

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Touching Cloth

when the brown dog is peeking his nose through the fence, when the turtle's head is out, when you need to drop the kids off at the pool.

the feeling of playing ping pong in your undies (without a partner)

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touching cloth

The need to defecate.

Got to go, I'm touching cloth

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touch grass

a noice action you can do to not be a lol gamer

can i ples touch grass?

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The Green Touch

A incurable disease someone immediately gets when committed or signing to Tulane.

Don’t touch that kid, he has the green touch!

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Touch weights

To lift weights to increase strength.

"In order to compete with other centers in the Western Conference like Yao Ming and Tim Duncan, I have to touch weights." - Andrew Bynum, center for the Los Angeles Lakers.

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ghost touch

Getting good top

She Gave Ben Good Top.
Ghost Touch: She Stuck It All The Way In Her Mouth

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