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(ˈtou(ə)l/ ˈsirēəl) :
The act of eating cereal while in a towel
“He likes to eat towel cereal before gaining the motivation to get clothes”
A towel used to absorb bodily fluids during sex.
Bonus points if there’s blood AND cum on it.
“Ah fuck, my roommate found the no-no towel.” - John
“Don’t worry man Derek is chill. He probably just threw it in the wash” - Jake
A pretty girl that will hold your towel while you are out surfing.
Jenny wasn’t pretty enough to be a towel holder. She knew she was strictly an off-season girlfriend.
Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
When someone shames you for walking around in a towel
Shayna: "Kathleen would you get out of that towel? People are coming."
Kathleen: "God Shayna you don't have to towel shame everyone."
Placing a towel in a vagina and then having sex with that partner. After sex, you take a shower and then use the towel to dry off.
Me and you grandma got to use the hygenic towel today after work.