The Creamy Tuna

The act of hitting the pussy and ejaculating inside a tuna fish's mouth. Then proceed to slap the partners face with the fish many times until the semen is released onto the partners face and chest.

why is Jill crying? O, because Jim gave her The Creamy Tuna

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ate the tuna

A euphemism for having been fooled.

The phrase probably originates from the practice of administering medicine to a domesticated cat by mixing it with tuna fish.

"Bob totally ate the tuna. We got him good."

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tuna purse

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

shut yer tuna purse, asshole!

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tuna sandwich

The tuna sandwich, not confused with its popular edible counterpart, is a term used with in gang societies, most notably used within Italian-American lore. When one asks if you would like a tuna sandwich it can mean two things, to congratulate a fellow man of a heralded feat, or more commonly a death wish towards whoever it is said. Only applicable if said in an Italian-American accent, if said plainly, it is just a request of literally eating a tuna sandwich.

Other versions of a tuna sandwich involve tuna melts, patty melts, or any combination of the two, such as a tuna patty melt. But one should be aware that at any time, if you're offered a "tuna patty melt" it is automatically a negative, life-threatening phrase.

"Hey Tony good job on bein made, you want a fuckin' Tuna Sandwich?"

"Hey you fuck! Johnny sends this tuna sandwich with his regards."

"Hey I like you kid, maybe come over and fuck my sister, and have a tuna sandwich."

"You want a tuna sandwich? You want a fuckin Tuna melt? You want a fuckin tuna patty melt?"

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tuna fishing

being attractive to a women who has an stinky, slimy, bloody vagina

i went tuna fishing today and i caught a 300 pounder

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squeezin' the tuna

1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge

2. A runny and stanky dump

3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns

Jimmy Johns employee 1: "I need some help squeezin' the tuna. Want to help?"

Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."

Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"

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licking the tuna

A euphemism meaning cunnilingus; to eat the box; to orally stimulate a female

"Dude, for some reason, I was all about Christina last night."
"Really? What did you do?"
"Aww, she had me licking the tuna. Shit was rank!"

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