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Oliver Twist Diet

Losing weight due to lack of funds or financial difficulty. Participant in this diet usually eat Frootloops for 8 straight meals in a row.

At first we thought he was strung out on something but then we were told he had lost his job last week and was on the Oliver Twist diet.

by geauxsaints504 January 5, 2011


Dutch Oven With A Twist

The act of spitting in the air while performing a dutch oven. The dutch oven recipient can either breathe in all the glory or poke their head out and catch a loogie in the eye.

My girlfriend had a bad taste in her mouth and a goober in her eye after being on the business end of a dutch oven with a twist.

by donniet1977 November 6, 2009

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Twisting your nipples

Giving someone a hand time, teasing or bothering them or tricking them into believing something.

I didn't really buy a new Ferrari, I was just twisting your nipples.

by Daniel 'Beige' Santo January 21, 2017

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twisted tank engine

you put a baseball bat into a girls ass and make her make a revvvving noise as you pull it in and out in a twisting motion

wow, you gave that slut a twisted tank engine

by dingdongasdf May 27, 2009

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twist a tube up

A male engaging in anal sex with another man. The "tube" is derived from the large amount of lube necessary to enter the anal cavity. Twisting a tube means literally twisting a tube of lube so that you get every last bit of lubrication out of it, those last few drops.

Yeah, I saw Jim leave with that guy.. whatever though, they're probably heading back to his apartment to twist a tube up.

by A - L - X May 20, 2007

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Jack Twist

An unfortunate or ironic series of events. Especially or pertaining to homosexual behavior and displays.

Jack was the victim of a Jack Twist of fate one super day when he was to march his taunt glutes in the local gay pride parade, but instead received a mexican snake bite en route from an anti-abortion lobbyist. This is a true Jack Twist of fate.

by holy frijole May 3, 2006

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dont get it twisted

A saying ofen used when somebody is jumping to conclutions or placing the blame on some body els

"dont get it twisted i aint been no were near your shop nickin no cider mate" or " why you sayin that iv been smoking wen i aint mother ur a derrked dont get it twisted"

by pukkaC October 14, 2007

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