ur mom not gay

The ultimate compliment. If you use this on another mortal it will cure them of all illnesses.

Blake: Ur mom not gay
Dead Person: *Literally rises from the grave and hugs him for curing his death*

Ur dad Lesbian

The worst insult in the world worst then ur mom gay(which is pretty bad)

Jake:hey ur mom gay
David:well your dad lesbian
Jake:has a heart attack then develops cancer then goes into a com and finally dies of brain eating bacteria that made him have no iQ so he shot himself because he didn't know how to hold the gun.

By:HeyIHaveEbola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ur mom gay

ur mom gay: A term originating all the way back to the prehistoric times. It’s an ancient relic that translates to “I don’t like you”. This phrase takes your dislike for someone to the next level.

Alfredo: Your hair looks dumb, kid.
Me: Hey Alfredo, ur mom gay.

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jam ur hype

jam ur hype means calm down

"jam ur hype rude gal"

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Ur mum gai

The greatest insult of all time. Saying these words can actually destroy the very fabric of existence itself, if used in a roast battle properly. Luckily, this will likely not happen, as anyone who uses them in a roast battle can’t even finish the words before being decintegrated as they couldn’t comprehend the sheer power of this insult. The other person being roasted though is decintegrated too. In fact, everyone within 69 kilometers of this saying is decintegrated. As you can tell, it is the spawn of “Ur mum” and “Ur gai”. It has many siblings, such as “Ur dad lesbian”, but none come close to the sheer unfathomable power of these words.

“Ur retard”
“Yeah, well ur mum gai- AAADAAASDFGSHSHEHD

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ur ancestors incestors

The only insult know to currently be worse than Ur mom gay, Ur dad lesbian and Ur granny tranny combined. If used be prepared for the conseqeunces.

Joe: Ur mom gay
Carl: Ur dad lebian
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Carl: Ur ancestors incestors

Whole universe and every timeline in existence blows up while Abraham Lincoln's head explodes. Carl disintegrates on the spot.

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Ur sister is a mister

An insult meaning that your sister is actually a transgender man. This insult is so rare it has only been said by 4 people and was buried in the Egyptian pyramids to never see the light of day.

Guy: ur mum gay
You take out a golden box
Guy: Holy fuck hold on man I was just joking please don’t do this
You: Ur sister is a MISTER
World explodes

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