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When a suspicious or questionable officiating call in a sports game drastically alters the momentum or outcome of a game in a way that prevents any semblance of integrity for the game, but allows the sportsbooks to pocket all the money from the lost bets as a result of the altered outcome. Became a popular phrase after the NFL embraced gambling, following a favorable US Supreme Court ruling in 2018, and then the NFL broke the record for the most one-score games in a season, a couple years later.
Announcer: They called holding on the left tackle to erase the 53 yard gain, but I don’t know Jim, I didn’t see anything there warranting a penalty.
Other Announcer: Yea wild outcome, who could have expected the game would end this way!?
Every impressionable child: Look how cute Taylor and Travis are on the field together after Travis committed several penalties uncalled, and spent the pregame bullying the Ravens kicker and throwing his helmet and equipment across the field. SUCH a sweetheart.
Every other spectator around the world: Vegas called… bye bye money.
When one gets a tampon stuck I see their vagina/butthole on their men’s teal cycle cause by finger penetration (BRUTE CAUSE LACK OF SEX EDUCATION)
I heard Samantha got a wild Vegas turkey bird, “nasty bitch!”
When you take all of your winnings from Pai Gow Poker and shove the chips in your girls vagina and have passionate intercourse with her. When you're ready to cash out you take your lady to the cashier. She gets naked and stands on the cashier cage and releases the chips from her vaginal canal.
Last night I won $69 dollars playing Pai Gow Poker, I gave my girl a Vegas hotpocket to celebrate my success.
Rainbow Six Vegas 2 Is Literally The Greatest Rainbow Six Video Game
Rainbow Six Vegas 2 Is Literally The Greatest Rainbow Six Video Game
A kick ass law criminal defense firm with crazy marketing.
Busted in Vegas? Call The Vegas Lawyers!
When a programmer submits a large code change Friday night before leaving on vacation that breaks the mainline build.
*Monday Morning
Developer: "There are a bunch of changes that broke the build; looks like Paul's changes from Friday night. It's pretty complicated, 32 files changed. We should let him know so he fix it."
Developer Lead: "No can do. He pulled a Vegas check in and is on vacation for next 2 weeks, we'll have to rollback the change."
The common people phenomenon in Las Vegas where people have the best abs, buns, thighs, pectorals, calves, & bodies but haven’t spent the same time/attention on their face.
Look at that guy in the pool over there he is so sexy. That body....let’s hope when he turns around he doesn’t have “Vegas Face.”
That girl laying over there tanning by the Bellagio pool has a beautiful body; until I walked by and saw she has a bad case of “Vegas Face.”