The only place in North Carolina where you can meet up with your friends and goof off.
Suzy: “hey wanna hangout?”
Dylan: “sure, meet me at walmart.”
A mixed breed dog that is named after a retailer
Look at that Walmart barking.
A place where you can find all of your white trash items
Another word for jacking off (AKA masturbation)
“I cant wait to Walmart tonight”
“What’s that?”
“Jacking off dumbass”
A place where you see people, especially influencers, fuck up the place. Name a day you don't see something flying at your face when going to Walmart. You might see people getting a haircut, and people getting freaky in the bathrooms. *wink*
Person no.1 Do you want to go Walmart?
Person no.2 No, did you know that people at Walmart can sometimes get freaky in the bathrooms?