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Masterbation performed under highly perilous situations, usually involving the risk of being caught mid-task. Users of the danger wank often say that wanking in these situations hightens the sexual pleasure.
danger wank: "Mum come quick Ive got something to show u! shit, shit, shit *wanks* RELEASE THE BEEEES!"
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it's a wank after you've been deprived of a wank or sex for an extended period of time
I starved myself from wanking for a week and had an unbelievable famine wank last night
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Matty loves to wank in the bath, until the jizz floats over and gets in his nose/mouth, he is a big fan of the bath wank
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When one wank just isn't enough. To be considered a binge wanker one must bash the bishop multiple times in a short space of time. A true binge wankathon would last through the night until sunrise, not many have enough juice in the tank for this one.
Gary "Have you seen the state of Goffy today?"
Andy "Yeah he must have been binge wanking all night"
Gary "The fucking binge wanking mong"
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it is rare person who does so, but some people take a note of how many times they wank
Shit, my parents are coming and I haven't taken down my wank chart.
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The act of attempting to lure a member of the opposite sex through online flirting (winking) to observe oneself masterbating (wanking) on a public webcam. While conceivably possible for both males and females, this typically refers to men in chat rooms who, being unable to touch a vagina through normal channels, beg, bargain, and plead with women to watch them jerk off. The worst fear (and incidentally most likely outcome) of wink wankers is to be observed by gay men due to latent homophobia and small reserves of self confidence.
69U_know_u_wantthis69: show for the ladies here, no dudes! hey ginger, what's your ychat????
|x|Ginger|x|: read the rules, asshole! no wink wanking in here!!!
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'Trench Wanking' is the activity of masturbating the phallus with gritted teeth whilst crouching and pointing aggressively at the subject of the aforementioned sexual practice.
"Hey Toby, look at that girl, she's pretty hot!" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*
"Oh yeah, I'd Trench Wank over her. In fact, I will right now" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*
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