when something is extremely attractive or pretty/amazing/beautiful.
Did you see Carla's new shoes?
Absolutely pussy watering.
Half water is when a goddamn psychopath decides to take a fresh water bottle to bed every night because they like a fresh cold one. This is proceeded by taking a sip or three, falling asleep and repeating. After the course of a week, bottles have accumulated on the nightstand and then get transferred to the refrigerator for future use. Future use occurs when an entire case of new waters has been exhausted. Bottles must be neatly organized by brand label and quantity of fluid remaining.
I went into apartment 124 with Patrick and opened the refrigerator to find 17 neatly organized half waters. I thought to myself, "what kind of damn psychopath lives here...".. I promptly took a picture and shared it on the Slack #apartsments channel with the entire team to validate my shock.
When a sack of any material is full of water.
"Vito has a water hogie in his pants."
*Could be used for injection's for sexual arousal.
1: soda without any flavor, the worst kind of water.
2: masochist water
"hey, did you hear that Jim's favorite drink is sparkling water? That son of a bitch must be crazy, or a masochist."
A girl who loves to stay hydrated and drink water.
Mia’s a water slut my guy.
Another term for fiji or smart water
Hey can i get some clout water vro?
Substance that makes water disappear, hence why it's Anti-water. It covers most of Egypt in a big bubble (placed by God), and it's the reason that the pyramids weren't destroyed during the giant flood. Most famous use is when Moses used it to part the Red Sea.
Moses: Yo, God!
God: What up?
Moses: I needa part the Sea.
God: Here you go homie, I just invented anti-water for you.
Moses: Thanks G!
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