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The act of lesbian couples shacking up after knowing each other for only a short period of time.
A lesbian weekend generally goes something like this:
On Friday, they go on a first date
On Saturday, they rent a UHaul
On Sunday, the adopt a cat together
Did you hear about Sue and Barb? They had a lesbian weekend and now live down the street
The consumption of alcohol and sperm
Are you hanging out with Brooke tonight?
Nah man, she is going to Emporium for her weekend milkshake!
What a fucking slut
Having Sex with three different partners in a weekend.
I can’t make to the after party I am 2/3’s of the way to my Hat Trick Weekend and I only have a few hours left to meet up with Lisa.
The act of ramping up and or accelerating results,performance or outcome. A noticeable increase towards a strong finish.
"That frigging Hynes always waits until Friday to lay the smackdown on us all! His weekend slama jamaz are simply untouchable. I don't even know why we try.. "
when you choose not to give a fuck about anything on the weekend because the week was either to long or you are extremely hungover
Mike: Hey June
June: Hey Mike, how was your weekend?
Mike: My weekend was awesome until I came down with a really bad case of weekend syndrome
June: Dam, sorry to hear that Mike
One who does nothing adventuresome or active over their weekends.
Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Wilson: Hey let's go see a movie this weekend!!
Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?
Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...
Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!
Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.
Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.
Andy: Indeed!!!
Justin: I love AIDS!!
Friday: smoke a little with the boys
Saturday: Huge rip at the crib, barn gets mucked
Sunday: Football with the boys
Girlfriend: You around this weekend?
Me: Sorry, weekend routine comes first