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The consumption of alcohol and sperm
Are you hanging out with Brooke tonight?
Nah man, she is going to Emporium for her weekend milkshake!
What a fucking slut
when you choose not to give a fuck about anything on the weekend because the week was either to long or you are extremely hungover
Mike: Hey June
June: Hey Mike, how was your weekend?
Mike: My weekend was awesome until I came down with a really bad case of weekend syndrome
June: Dam, sorry to hear that Mike
Having Sex with three different partners in a weekend.
I can’t make to the after party I am 2/3’s of the way to my Hat Trick Weekend and I only have a few hours left to meet up with Lisa.
A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day (atleast 2 days in a row)
1) we’re gonna live it up time for a Vampire Weekend
2) I wanna get totally fucked up lets pull a Vampire Weekend
A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day
Bitch this is gonna be the shit fuck it lets pull a vampire weekend
A particular breed of alcoholic/drug addict who gets drunk or abuses illicit drugs on the weekends.
Jonny won't admit he's a weekend bopper, because he gets his shit done during the week.
One who does nothing adventuresome or active over their weekends.
Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Wilson: Hey let's go see a movie this weekend!!
Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?
Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...
Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!
Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.
Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.
Andy: Indeed!!!
Justin: I love AIDS!!