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why sex is like bikes

1.You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.

2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.

3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.

4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.

5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.

6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.

7. It's best to have a soft place to land.

8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.

9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.

10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.

11. Once you learn, you never forget how.

12. If you fall off get right back on.

13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.

14. Remember to signal before you change direction.

15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.

16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.

17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.

18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.

person1: do u know why sex is like bikes
person2: no
person1: once u learn u never forget how to do it
person2: haha ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009

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why do i exist

There is no reason

Why do I exist? There is no reason

by Boomexplodey December 19, 2017

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why do the goyim rage

"Why do the Goyim rage, and the Amim (peoples) imagine a vain thing?" Psalm 2 of the Orthodox Jewish bible

"Oy vey, why do the goyim rage? we just taxed them 6 gorillion shekels, I better bring up muh holocaust"

by manbunnocapappriciation July 1, 2023

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why am i here?

a term that a person uses to question his motive on being in a specific place at a specific time

why am i here

i dont know

by Lee Holland September 17, 2003

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why you do dis

A Famous quote by youtuber deadlox aka Ty and if you don't know just get out

Guy 1: *pushes him off parkour map*
Deadlox: Why you do dis

by Deadlox's gurl February 26, 2014

55๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


why you built like that?

it's a insult, asking someone why are you like that.

friend: why you built like that?
you: damn bro, idk

by @esla_y December 22, 2019

47๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


why is that duck running away

Because you're holding a shotgun and a condom you caring redneck duck murdering bastard

Why is that duck running away
The duck is running away because the horny redneck was going to rape and cook it.

by moocow52 May 11, 2015

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