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Any species in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present.
Also see: Hermaphrodite
confused individual: "Are you a MAN or are you a WOMAN??"
Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"
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A day when you start one thing, then get distracted by something else - repeatedly. Much like a squirrel that is busy hiding nuts then getting distracted and forgetting where it buried them.
I'm having a real squirrel day!
Is shitting on your girlfriends face after sex and poking it up her nose with two fingers!
I gave my girlfriend a sleazy squirrel last night.
Unprotected sex..male.. also see raw squeegy. Origin Richmond Virginia
I had sex with her raw squirrel
A squirrel that walks across PowerLine as if they were a tightrope
Hey, looks at that circus squirrel! It must be a tightrope walker on the powerlines.
the inevitable and soon to come squirrel uprising that most likely already happened but were in the hundredth reality where it has yet to happen
Me: Hey have you been preparing your Assault Rifles for the squirrels?
Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up
squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population
wanting a one night stand, or wanting to make a really big mistake with a really good looking girl
Me: "SQUIRREL STEW!! man!!"
you: "squirrel stew indeed..."