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n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.
A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis
Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"
Ruper: "ok babe"
When uneducated people try to contour their nose and it looks so muck like a penis that men feel gay for looking at it
“Nick looked at her nose and I was said she had a penis nose and then he had to say no homo cause he felt gay”
"Penis til dig" er en hilsen, men også en velsignelse.
Penis til dig, Bo.
-Tak og i lige måde:)
Penis til jer gutter.
Vi ses og penis til jer.
A huge sausage thing boys have you can suck it, lick it, and kiss it
Boys: yo boys night is gonna be awesome you gonna take out your penis again?
Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time
Same concept as an Eiffel Tower, but your buddy is too drunk. So, you lay him on a flat surface to compensate while you hit it doggystyle
Yo, Connor can’t stand bruh. Maybe you should test out the Leaning Tower of Penis instead of the Eiffel Tower tonight.
A typically cringy moment you had, usually as a child.
A moment that you didn't realize was cringy at the time but in later years makes you shudder as you think about it.
Example: emo kids posting song lyrics or quotes to social media.
A: ''hey dude, remember that time you fell in love with our teacher and stalked him online and then he blocked you?''
B:''Don't remind me ..''
A: ''penis moment lol''
This is the greatest route in football history. All you do is run in a circle to make 1 bal then move over to a different stop where your other ball would be and make 2 balz then go to the middle and run straight to make the penis