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"dont try mrs kippens apple pie vicar...ive tasted better bag ladies period"
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When someone shits the bed and rolls around in it. They then deny that they did it, but everyone knows who done it. His name was Kyle Davis. His name was Kyle Davis.
Kyle Davis took a shit in the bed and rolled around in it to create a brown-bag special!
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1. An unusually hot woman who is really fucking annoying, insipid and stupid. The only reason you associate with them is because you're either fucking them or plan to fuck them.
2. The recipient of a cock slap.
1. Howard: That dumb cunt Lisa thinks God is real and likes Michael Bay movies, how can you not release your cobra fury and punch her in the vagina?
Artie: I hate the bitch too, but have you seen the ass on her? If I weren't fucking her there's no doubt that she'd be in a hefty bag off route-9. What can I say? She makes for a good penis punching bag. Besides I've stretched her twat so much that if I were to punch her in the vag my hand would get stuck. I'm hung like a gorilla.
2. Sal: Why do you have a black eye?
Richard: Gary pulled his pants down and smacked me in the face with his cock. Then he called me his penis punching bag and told me to hop in a clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razor blades and said for me to get AIDS.
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The dilusional type of person Who creates facebook pages to promote their own personal vendettas.
Rod Allen is a "douche bag 360"
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Extremely large breasts that can not simply be glanced at. Either being so fabulous one can't take their eyes away. Or so grossly saggy one can't stand to look again and attempt to appreciate the attrocity.
Look at those fucking fatty fat bags mother fucker!
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this is when two people it dosent matter the gender.takes their ass and puts it up against the other persons ass.then one of them starts to shit.and shits into the other persons ass.and they keep shitting back and forth in and out each others ass's
last night i could barley do the dual shit bag with my wife.because my shit was so large.
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This term is derived from douche bag or dirtbag. Commonly used in reference to coworkers or a true asshole!
Blake: Hey johnny, that asshole shawn just pulled a sgt lee
to go text that hoe he rusty fish hooked last night.
Johnny: What a Bag of dirt with hair!
Blake: Fuck it....
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